Resparking an old flame (Feud #2)
Yesterday, in an effort to garner more views for our new music video for our song Dirtnap, I posted this link on Reddit. In order to get some attention, I entitled the post: “I starred in a music video to get back at my high school drama teacher for banning me from ‘Oliver!’.”
Well, the link actually did pretty well, and we got over 1,000 views overnight. Someone from my hometown tipped me off that the drama teacher in question had gotten wind of this post, and made the following statement:
“This SOB Quit Oliver and tried to take the cast with him and now Syas i Banned Him. I hope against all odds he makes it So I can sue this loser’s ass. Of all the humans I have met in this world and there are many losers among them he is the most full of crap!!@!!”
So, I would like to use our website as a platform to make my official announcement for the press, in response to his statement. Without further ado, I would just like to say:
“You dion’t know a star when you see one, you stupid POS!!@! Now that it’s too late, you want to ride my coattails all the way to the top just because you didn’t see my greatness in high school? You never wanted to me to succeed, because you’re afraid of real star power!! I’m gonna be a big star, whether you like it or not! I’m not full of crap, I am full of talent and charisma, you hack! I am star, godammit. I AM OLIVER!!!1! askhsafekljsafgk.sag.ksaksafslgsaslfgsd”
That is all. Thank you.